And what might you ask is a TREND MONGER?

Well a TREND MONGER is a person, who dreams up a trend, like"THE TWIST", or "FLOWER POWER." And spreads it throughout the land using all the frighteninglittle skills that scientists made available. I am a trendmonger. From upon my pedestal I shall tell you what to believe, who to care about, and what to belive. I will comment on the latest news and trends of the AMERICAN way of life. I will create new trends that I believe should be followed by the small minded, the big minded, the big boned, and those with huge boners. Scratch that last one: huge boners are definitely OUT!

New trend: answering the phone with no clothes on. Without a huge boner.

News: It appears that the republicans are trying to end the war in Iraq. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070928/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/us_iraq Interesting. I am not the most politically savvy person in the world, but I find it interesting that the republicunts are trying to end the war here, instead of the dumbocrats. Here's my prophecy: war is definitely GOING OUT, so the republicans might be COMING IN by positioning themselves with the anti-war movement which is picking up steam. After many silly failures involving homosexual senators sucking cock in a men's bathroom (well, roughly) and many other failures, they finally GET THE POINT and latch onto the anti-war movement, which the dumbocrats latched onto awhile ago. Honestly, I don't have the greatest mind for politics. So I say: nuke Russia!

New trend: people who shouldn't comment on politics will continue to do so.

And now I'll end this blog with a comment on what I think is going out of style: democracy in Myanmar. Honestly, I have never heard of this country but apparently a lot of abuse has been going on there, when people protested for democracy. I think that once a government begins shooting on it's own people who are protesting for democracy, there is but a short time before they close down. But then again, China is still running. So I'm going to have to say democracy in Myanmar is going OUT OF STYLE.

Tune in next time for a less politically orientated post.